If you are looking for an amusing show name for your horse and want to give spectators a laugh as you enter the show ring, check out these show name ideas.  Imagine jumping around a course of show jumps and the steward announcing on the tannoy "and in the ring now we have [your name] on/riding .."

  • The Winner
  • The Biggest Loser
  • A Suicide Mission
  • Buck Naked / Buck Neigh Kid
  • In The Nude
  • In Pink Panties
  • With No Knickers
  • My Neighbours Donkey / My Neigh Bores Donkey
  • The Jumping Llama
  • The Red Bull
  • Daddy's Savings
  • Loadsa Money
  • Under The Influence
  • Drunken Disorderly
  • Full Of Vodka
  • The Chester Draws
  • My Stolen Pony
  • Without A Clue
  • With No Chance
  • Really Amazeballs
  • Like A Clown
  • A Wing And A Prayer
  • Well Fancy
  • In Labour
  • Half Asleep
  • For Entertainment Purposes Only
  • Just For Laughs
  • Like Crazy
  • With A Screw Loose
  • Whatsit Called