There are many reasons why horses are better than men - here are just 10 of them.
- All horses look good in leather.
- Horses smell good when they sweat.
- Horses go whiter with age, but not bald.
- Horses are happy to wear whatever you buy them.
- Horses are not embarrassed by public displays of affection.
- Horses know what "Whoa" means.
- If a horse gets to be too much of a handful you can geld them.
- A horse is happy to share you and doesn't mind if you have another one.
- You can ride a horse in public without being arrested.
- The ride lasts longer than 5 minutes.