There are many reasons why horses are better than men - here are just 10 of them.

  1. All horses look good in leather.
  2. Horses smell good when they sweat.
  3. Horses go whiter with age, but not bald.
  4. Horses are happy to wear whatever you buy them.
  5. Horses are not embarrassed by public displays of affection.
  6. Horses know what "Whoa" means.
  7. If a horse gets to be too much of a handful you can geld them.
  8. A horse is happy to share you and doesn't mind if you have another one.
  9. You can ride a horse in public without being arrested.
  10. The ride lasts longer than 5 minutes.